Friday, May 29, 2009

Dear Bigblock,

I know how you like to give orders, but do NOT stand in the doorway to the bedroom when I am trying to sleep and shout orders at me. At that moment I don't care who you want to do what, or anything else you want done. I am NOT one of your flunky's from work, and I don't have to follow your damn orders!

As you know, I have not been sleeping well for the better part of the last two years, and when you shout orders at me the only thing it accomplishes is to piss me off, and have steam rolling out my ears! Heed this warning, because I really don't think you want to face the consequences the next time if you don't!

The wife,


Midlife Mama said...

LOL What it is about men that they think we need to be ordered about and yelled at like a little kid?? I don't think so, buddy!

I get enough sh*t at work; I don't need it at home, too. Maybe you should stop calling him BigBlock and call him BlockHead.... I'm just sayin'! :)

Funny Girl Goes Blog said...

It is a real bad idea to come between a woman and her sleep. Warning to the husband...sleep is a good thing; let it happen!

Wunderwoman said...

Midlife Mama, I like that! He may have his name changed to BlockHead yet. Thanks!

Fragrant Liar said...

Yikes! That Bigblock better watch himself. Didn't you just get yourself a new gun? ;)

Twenty Four At Heart said...

Nothing is more precious than a woman's sleep - especially when she hasn't been getting enough.

Smart Mouth Broad said...

Somebody hide the gun!

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

Shoot! I DO NOT want you mad at ME! eecchhhh....
(tip toeing away now....)

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

Twenty Four at Heart...Or..she has been getting too much?? Ya need sleep then too ....just sayin'...

Mom's Fortress of Solitude said...

I agree with MidlifeMama . . . Blockhead it is!

Ok, so now I'm going to arm you with a bit of sarcasm for moments such as these.

Here is how I would respond to that total lack of respect:

1. You must be walking backwards, 'cause all I hear is an a**hole!

2. Who died and made you the woman?

3. Wow . . . looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of their cousin this morning!

4. Ah . . . utter chaos! Just when the universe was a peace!

5. It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

6. I'm not sure what's wrong... But it's most likely all your fault!

7. I hear what you're saying, but don't really give a s*i* at the moment.

8. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

9. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

10. You know . . . sleep . . . that eight-hour state of unconsciousness that allows me to control the urge to rip you a new one every time you piss me off!
**** I just customized this one for you, Mama!**** (c:

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jasmine said...

Hahaha! That is too funny!

Debra said...

LOL! Men can be such dorks some times!

Janie at Sounding Forth said...

This is hilarious.

SomeoneILove does the exact same thing!!!

Fragrant Liar said...

Sic 'em, sister!

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