As you know, I have not been sleeping well for the better part of the last two years, and when you shout orders at me the only thing it accomplishes is to piss me off, and have steam rolling out my ears! Heed this warning, because I really don't think you want to face the consequences the next time if you don't!
The wife,
13 comments:
LOL What it is about men that they think we need to be ordered about and yelled at like a little kid?? I don't think so, buddy!
I get enough sh*t at work; I don't need it at home, too. Maybe you should stop calling him BigBlock and call him BlockHead.... I'm just sayin'! :)
It is a real bad idea to come between a woman and her sleep. Warning to the husband...sleep is a good thing; let it happen!
Midlife Mama, I like that! He may have his name changed to BlockHead yet. Thanks!
Yikes! That Bigblock better watch himself. Didn't you just get yourself a new gun? ;)
Nothing is more precious than a woman's sleep - especially when she hasn't been getting enough.
Somebody hide the gun!
Shoot! I DO NOT want you mad at ME! eecchhhh....
(tip toeing away now....)
Twenty Four at Heart...Or..she has been getting too much?? Ya need sleep then too ....just sayin'...
I agree with MidlifeMama . . . Blockhead it is!
Ok, so now I'm going to arm you with a bit of sarcasm for moments such as these.
Here is how I would respond to that total lack of respect:
1. You must be walking backwards, 'cause all I hear is an a**hole!
2. Who died and made you the woman?
3. Wow . . . looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of their cousin this morning!
4. Ah . . . utter chaos! Just when the universe was a peace!
5. It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
6. I'm not sure what's wrong... But it's most likely all your fault!
7. I hear what you're saying, but don't really give a s*i* at the moment.
8. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
9. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
10. You know . . . sleep . . . that eight-hour state of unconsciousness that allows me to control the urge to rip you a new one every time you piss me off!
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Sarcasm RULES! Have fun with it!
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Hahaha! That is too funny!
LOL! Men can be such dorks some times!
This is hilarious.
SomeoneILove does the exact same thing!!!
Sic 'em, sister!
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