Back now, Ok, I was talking to my Lil Sis on the phone(she went through 2 phones, they kept going dead, that hasn't happened in a while) last night and she told me a story about our Big Sis. You know I am one of nine children right? Well I am, there are 4 boys and 5 girls. Growing up it wasn't unusual for Big Sis to get mad at us, and she was lethal with whatever was handy. I can't tell you how many times she would throw a hot cup of coffee or an ashtray at us. The rest of us just knew how Big Sis was, so we just tried to stay on her good side and not make waves. However, we all hated her little tantrums.
So the story goes that Big Sis was riding in the car with her younger daughter, and she was complaining about her driving. This is the funny part, because younger daughter stopped the car and put Big Sis out! Oh my gosh, that has never happened before. Keep in mind that Big Sis has a boyfriend (father to 28 yr old oldest daughter) and he's a real jerk. Keeps stringing Big Sis along. Takes her for what she will give him...I can not figure this out, she can do SO MUCH better. Anyways, after younger daughter puts dear ol' mom out, she calls worthless boyfriend and warns him she put mom out and she will be in a killing mood. Worthless boyfriend waits about 5 minutes and doesn't hear anything from Big Sis (mom) so he goes to find her. Finds her walking home, still complaining. She had been complaining to him earlier how tired she was. So, he says, "well you're alright and you don't seem tired" and he leaves her by the side of the road too. Can you imagine her face, can you? Oh my gosh I am cracking up thinking about it!!
I would love to call her and ask about the walk home, but I don't really think that's a good idea. I love it when people get just what they deserve, don't you?
All I keep thinking is of Big Sis standing by the side of the road watching younger daughter and worthless boyfriend driving away ROFLMAO can you just picture the smoke rolling out of her ears LOL
Disclaimer: we live in a really small town and she was in no danger....probably had oodles of people she knew stopping to ask if she needed a ride LOL
9 comments:
That is too funny! I have a few people I would like to leave on the side of the road one day. Great idea.
I thoroughly enjoyed that share...I had a Big Bro that did things like that...
I actually jumped out of my mom's car once, and she was not really going fast, but she just made me upset, and I had moved out...not the same, but still brings a smile to my face!
Karma is a bitch! LOL! Great story. Thanks for sharing.
LOL Love this. And yes, sometimes people get what they deserve. And you smile the tiny smile and guffaw on the inside. LOL
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God. This is funny!
Sibling side retribution. Heh...
Our middle sister is the thorn in my side and once I turned around right in the middle of an Interstate highway and took her back to her house and told her get out. I'd listened to her bitch as long as I could and I was DONE> She still hasn't forgiven me for that. LOL
Many, many, many times I have wanted to leave my lil sis on the side of the road. Now that she is gone forever, I can't imagine that I would ever have done it.
But yours was a really funny story. ;)
You know...there are times when I read blogs that I swear to god, should be taken on the road! I have just read two of the some of the funniest I have ever read. If anyone is out there looking for talent..all they have to do is come here..follow the thread ..and CLEAN UP!
Hugs for making me laugh, REALLY laugh the SECOND time tonight! I found you on Mom's Fortress of Solitude!! She is another winner!
Now I am off to Smart Mouth Broad, then to Gaston Studio and then to Midlife Slices..
Thanks for making my evening!
Mona
NINE kids!!! How many teens at one time?
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